Not travelling alone

It was decided early in the planning stages of Toms World Tour of Islay that despite being all of 65yrs old he would not be allowed to travel without a Shepherd.
Liz, Lee and Toms wife Mamie decided someone of a certain high moral fibre and good common sense would go with him to make sure he didn't drink Islay dry of its fine whiskey or get lost on one of Islays two roads, never to be heard from again.

Toms wife Mamie....


Incredibly they picked me (Alan) for this prestigious task, I judge them a bit for this but enthusiastically agreed to the task.

I reckon we have a 50-50 chance of getting through this in one piece.